Little kids waiting in line.
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me
‘I’ve waited 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
(Source: un-viaje-de-hongos, via the-silly-bitch)
I FOUND A SET OF PHOTOS OF MY MOM EATING SALAD ON HER COMPUTER??? I’M SJUPER CONFUSED
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You’re all like:
You realise there are people in the car so you’re like:
Then the people in the car are like:
(Source: controversialism, via toodopetoexist)
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(Source: joshshutcherson, via i-was-eating-babies-when-i)
when you see your parent come home from the grocery store
(Source: phoenixwrong, via strangersgivethebestcandy)